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Hrithik Roshan Profile- Biography

2011-06-02T00:50:00.002-05:00

Name: Hrithik Roshan DOB: Jan 10, 1974

Relationship: Married to Suzanne Khan Star sign: Capricorn

Born in: Mumbai Debut: Kaho Naa... Pyaar Hai

The romantic action hero who is capable of everything a traditional Bollywood actor is expected to manage: dance, fight, make love, and deliver compelling emotional dialogues. Coupled with a perfectly sculpted body and a face to go with that and we can define Hrithik Roshan.

Most memorable release: Hrithik’s debut Kaho Naa… Pyaar Hai was a biggest launch that any actor can dream of. From instant fame as an actor to becoming every girl’s favourite poster boy.

Watch out for: -Guzaarish: Bhansali’s magnum opus production where he will act opposite Aishwariya.
Zindagi Milegi Na Dobara: Directed by Zoya Akhtar and produced by Farhan Akhtar and Ritesh Sidhwani, Hrithik has been cast along with Abhay Deol, Farhan Akhtar, Abhay Deol and Farhan Akhtar in this film.

Hrithik Roshan was born to actor, producer and director, Rakesh Roshan and his wife, Pinky. He did his schooling from Bombay Scottish School, Mumbai and has a degree in Economics & Commerce from Sydenham College, Mumbai. He has one sister, Sunaina. On December 20, 2000, he married Suzanne Khan, daughter of actor Sanjay Khan. Hrithik and Suzanne Roshan from whom he has two baby boys, Hrehaan and Hridhaan.

X-men First Class coming 2011 - Trailer

2011-06-01T01:02:00.002-05:00

Aptitude Test Question

2010-12-29T02:27:00.003-06:00

If in a certain code 'RANGE' is coded as 12345 and 'RANDOM' is coded as 123678, then the code for the word 'MANGO' would be
1: A.) 82543
2: B.) 82346
3: C.) 84563
4: D.) 82357
5: E.) 82347

Mom Son joke

2010-12-07T00:17:00.003-06:00

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

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MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

Dollar Bill Joke

2010-11-19T22:12:00.003-06:00

A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the Unit...ed States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff ... church, church, church."

Practice some cricket-Play online

2010-11-10T00:20:00.001-06:00

A little entertainment for cricket enthusiasts now that winter is upon us

This is brilliant be prepared to get addicted.

Click the mouse to play when your ready to catch it.

Happy B'Day Kamal Hassan turns 56-Nov 7

2010-11-07T07:30:00.003-06:00

National Award winning actor and Tamil film icon Kamal Hassan, who celebrated his 50th year in cinema last year, turned 56 today. The actor, who secured his first National Film Award in 1982 for his role in ''Moondram Pirai'', will spend big day doing his bit for charity.

According to sources close to the actor''s family, as part of the birth day celebration the Padmashree awardee would present various articles to people, including a laptop to students, uniforms to autorickshaw drivers and tailoring machines to the poor. The actor will also give an award to the best district wing of his fan club on the occasion, they said. The four time National award winner, who has acted in about 150 films in various languages, including Tamil, Telugu, Kannada, Malayalam and Hindi has played a myriad of roles in his five decade long career, including ''Dasavataram'', in which he played 10 characters. Whether it be the role of Palakkad-based Brahmin in "Michael Madana Kamarajan" or the sickle-wielding ''Virumaandi'', the rustic villager, he is known to give life to the character right from body language to pronunciation Kamal and controversies, more often than not, go together. Kamal''s ''Dasavatharam'' also had to pass legal tangle before hitting the screen as some religious groups raised objections against the title as well as some scenes. In addition to acting and directing, Kamal is also a screenwriter, songwriter, playback singer, and choreographer. His film production company, Rajkamal International, has produced several of his films. According to reports, Kamal is currently engaged in a film titled Manmadhan Ambu, which was directed by K S Ravikumar.

He is turning a lyricist and singer in this film, which also features Trisha, Madhavan, Ramesh Arvind in the key roles.

Impact of Crisis in IT Employee's Family-must read

2010-11-07T01:56:00.002-05:00

Tried another conversation with some fun dialogues. Read it and have some fun.

Impact of Crisis in IT Employee's Family

Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where is my wife Sheela?

Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our grandson Rahul from his school.

Sekar: Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion.

(By the time Sheela entered in to the house.. Sekar continue the meeting)

I hope you know the Agenda of the meeting which I had mentioned in the meeting request. Even though let me read out the agenda once again
1. Status update/Discussion on Last Week Action Items
2. Family Strategy
2. Rahul's Education
3. Medical Insurance for Mom and Dad

I hope every one have the printout of last week MOM (Minutes of Meeting). Dear Mom can you please update the status of tasks which you are taking care of?

Mom: Sekar, I am taking care of kitchen module which involves making products like Sambar, Rasam, Curd Rice, Vegetable Biriyani.I am not comfortable in handling the tools for making Non Vegetarian products. You suggest some training in Hlite. However after making these products, I am giving to your Dad for Acceptance testing. Once he satisfied with the quality of taste, we pass it to Dining Hall. One more thing, I would like to share with you. As you have suggested during my appraisal discussion, now I have stopped crying while watching mega serials in TV

Sekar: Sounds Good.

Sekar: Now coming to Dad. Dad can you please update us?

Dad: Yes. My dear son. I have completed my tasks by paying the current bill and phone bill with in time.

Sekar: That's good

Dad: But I couldn't pay the premium amount of 9200.00 of the LIC plan which you had taken for tax reduction purpose.

Sekar: It doesn't look nice dad. I have sent you the amount already and given clear instructions.
Can you explain to me what went wrong?

Dad: On Tuesday night suddenly one of our team mate (your mom) fell down on the floor when she was running to catch Rahul. Then we took her to hospital and spent that amount for her medical expenses.

Mom: Sekar, I would like to add on what your Dad said, that was true. I got heavy injury in my legs and I was in hospital for two days. So now we don't have money to pay for the premium.

Sekar: Sheela..! Would you aware of this? As a home lead, I expect you to track these issues and send it to me on daily basis. What are you doing (With stress on 'doing') after coming from college?

Sheela: Will do it Sekar. You know that the college, I am working is very far from our home. Every day I come back home at 6 pm and sit with Rahul for assisting him for doing his home work.

Sekar: Ok. Coming to second Agenda point .Due to this financial crisis we need to change the strategy of running our family. I am looking for your cooperation in the following cost cutting activities. I want to see the cost benefit of 40 % in this month budget after implementing this

ü Asking servant maid to leave her job
ü Stop ordering Pizzas for dinner
ü Avoid Tooth paste and use Neem sticks/Banyan Tree Sticks
ü Switch on TV only for watching Sunday Movie and Friday Oliyum Ozhiyum(Well known program for film songs in Podigai TV)
ü Wise to listen news from our near by portion when they watch news in TV
ü Every Saturday visit our relative's homes and spend the whole day including break fast, lunch and Dinner
ü Don't invite anybody to our home. Sunday our relatives might come to our house. Just lock the door outside and do your work inside silently.
ü Everybody assemble in adjacent street Perumal temple on Sunday for breakfast. They provide 'Pongal' as 'prasadam' which is good in taste
ü Sheela stop going for gym and Yoga class. Use Attural (Made up of Stone for making Dosa /idly dough), Ammikal (Replacement of Mixie) instead of grinder and Mixie. Mom please give KT to Sheela about this.
ü Don't buy excess of things and store it in Fridge. Use big Mud pots for cool water.
ü Everybody go to bed early around 6:30 pm. Ask Rahul to do his homework when he comes back from school immediately during the hours sunlight is available. If not ask him to read under street light. He will become like Lincoln (Former US President) one day.
ü Use as much of cycle for transportation to near by places(It will help you to reduce fat and Cholesterol content)
ü I know you are eager to watch latest release 'Vaaranam Aayiram'. Don't plan for that. Wail till next year Diwali to watch the same movie in Kalaignar TV

If you have any clarifications contact Sheela@kitchen

Coming to second Agenda point. Sheela, can you please update me about Rahul's Education. In which standard he is studying? Whether he got any double promotion? He was writing annual exam for third standard when I was leaving for Amsterdam.

Sheela: Sekar, I am bit worrying about his education. I have tracked his efforts, schedule in our OHM+ tool. I found 20 % in Effort variance and 35 % in schedule deviation. His learning curve goes down in the control chart which you can see in the report, I have sent you yesterday.

Sekar: Thanks for your measurements. I will review the report and we will discuss it on next week's call. I have a client meeting now. So we will discuss the third agenda item next week. Mom and Dad.. can you please drop out from the call. I wanted to talk to Sheela about few personal things and Dad, don't forget to circulate the MOM to every one.

Sheela: Hello Sekar..

Sheela: Hello...Hello...

Sheela: Hello...

Watch 13 B Hindi suspense movie online 2009

2010-11-05T05:07:00.004-05:00

13B: Fear Has a New Address (2009)

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In today's world, the major source of relief, information and entertainment is the TV. So much so, that it has moved up from its modest position of being just another 'household appliance' to actually determining the power equation in a family.

Director: Vikram K. Kumar

Writers: Abhinav Kashyap (dialogue), Vikram K. Kumar

Release Date: 6 March 2009

Wacky Definitions - MUST READ

2010-10-17T23:48:00.003-05:00

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract

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that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

a b c of numbers -Do you know This ?

2010-10-17T07:47:00.000-05:00

Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)

Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)

Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)

And ,

Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting .....

Halle Berry - OH NO

2010-10-17T07:45:00.000-05:00

Halle Berry used to date New Kid on the Block Danny Wood. They broke up because the band thought she was a groupie.

Watch KnockOut hindi movie -Irfan, Sanjay,Kangana

2010-10-17T07:15:00.003-05:00

Knock Out on Facebook

Director:Mani Shankar
Release Date: 15 October 2010 (India)

Credited cast:
Sanjay Dutt
Irrfan Khan
Kangana Ranaut
Gulshan Grover
Apoorva Lakhia
Joey Ansah
Kurush Deboo
Rukhsar
Silvio Simac
Sushant Singh
Viola Valdez

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Honest Inferences Part 3

2010-10-17T07:11:00.001-05:00

There's only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.

Watch Do Dooni Char - Rishi and Neetu online

2010-10-16T07:16:00.003-05:00

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Brad Pitt - OH NO

2010-10-16T02:37:00.002-05:00

Brad Pitt belonged to the Key Club and the Forensics Club in High School, and before he became an actor he supported himself as a chauffeur, a furniture mover and a costumed mascot for the restaurant, El Pollo Loco.

Sardar jokes Part 2

2010-10-15T02:21:00.002-05:00

Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.

So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back. ...

An hour, a couple of hours, then all day went by.

Both sardars were now very hungry.

Finally one of the sardars said: “Oh, come on, he is not going to be back. Let’s eat the sandwiches.”

Suddenly, the youngest sardar popped up from behind a rock and said: “If you do, I wont go.”

Sachin Tendulkar in college fancy dress competition

2010-10-14T23:16:00.002-05:00

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Honest Inferences (Cool) Part 2

2010-10-14T07:02:00.002-05:00

You love someone, You marry someone else !
The one you marry becomes your spouse !
And the one you loved becomes ............
. the password of your mail id !!*

Job Change? This is how Professionals change jobs

2010-10-14T02:30:00.001-05:00

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Sardar Jokes

2010-10-13T01:19:00.002-05:00

सरदार अपनी पत्नी से फ़ोन कर के बोला "में घर नहीं आ सकता कार का स्टीयरिंग, गियर, ब्रेक सब चोरी हो गया है"

पत्नी: वाहे गुरु यह क्या हो गया, चोर उसका क्या करेगा ...

सरदार एक घंटे बाद फ़ोन कर के बोला "में घर आ रहा हूँ, वो में गलती से पीछे वाली सीट पर बैठ गया था"

Superb PJs

2010-10-13T01:04:00.002-05:00

(1) What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple!
A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!

(2) What did baby corn ask mom corn???
Where is Pop corn?

(3) Why is the River Rich?
It has two Banks!

(4) What do computers like to eat?
Chips!

(5) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???
She had a Bright Student.

(6) When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???
Ans: When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C) (Velocity = Constant).

Non-stop videos

2010-10-12T00:07:00.001-05:00

Honest Inferences- Husband and wife

2010-10-11T23:53:00.001-05:00

Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is the liver and the wife is the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails.

If the kidney fails ......... the liver manages with other kidney !!

Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense

2010-10-11T04:07:00.002-05:00

Worth a serious read

London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense

Interesting and sadly rather true.

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'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral, because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.'

Outdoor Musical band performance- joke

2010-10-09T23:17:00.001-05:00

A band performing at an outdoor concert kept playing although the crowd had dwindled down to one man. Finally, the tired musicians told the man that if he left, they could all go home.

"It's up to you," he answered. "I'm just waiting to put away all those folding chairs."

Physics Exam - At University of Copenhagen

2010-10-09T05:44:00.001-05:00

The following concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:

"Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper using a barometer."
One student replied:
"You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to the ground.

The length of the string plus the length of the barometer will equal the height of the building."

This highly original answer so incensed the examiner that the student was failed.

The student appealed on the grounds that his answer was indisputably correct, and the university appointed an independent arbiter to decide the case.

The arbiter judged that the answer was indeed correct, but did not display any noticeable knowledge of physics.

To resolve the problem it was decided to call the student in & allow him 6 minutes in which to provide a verbal answer which showed at least a minimal familiarity the basic principles of physics.

For 5 minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased in thought. The arbiter reminded him that time was running out, to which the student replied that he had several extremely relevant answers, but couldn't make up his mind which to use.

On being advised to hurry up the student replied as follows:
"Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof of the skyscraper,drop it over the edge, and measure the time it takes to reach the ground.

The height of the building can then be worked out from the formula H = 0.5g x t squared. But bad luck on the barometer."

"Or if the sun is shining you could measure the height of the barometer, then set it on end & measure the length of its shadow.

Then you measure the length of the skyscraper's shadow,and thereafter it is a simple matter of proportional arithmetic to work out the height of the skyscraper."

"But if you wanted to be highly scientific about it, you could tie a short piece of string to the barometer and swing it like a pendulum, first at ground level and then on the roof of the skyscraper.The height is worked out by the difference in the gravitational restoring force T = 2 pi sq root (l / g)."

"Or if the skyscraper has an outside emergency staircase, it would be easier to walk up it & mark off the height of the skyscraper in barometer lengths, then add them up."

"If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox about it, of course, you could use the barometer to measure the air pressure on the roof of the skyscraper and on the ground, and convert the difference in millibars into feet to give the height of the building."

"But since we are constantly being exhorted to exercise independence of mind and apply scientific methods, undoubtedly the best way would be to knock on the janitor's door and say to him, 'If you would like a nice new barometer,

I will give you this one if you tell me the height of this skyscraper'. " The student was Niels Bohr, the only person from Denmark to win the Nobel prize for Physics.

Human VS Pig - great research work

2010-10-06T05:40:00.002-05:00

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy

If, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work

In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work

Action Replay: Akshay and Aishwarya -exclusive pictures

2010-10-06T00:48:00.001-05:00

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Actual poem written by a Bengali school teacher !!!-Bengali poem

2010-10-06T00:13:00.002-05:00

Through the jongole I am went
On shooting Tiger I am bent

Boshtaard Tiger has eaten wife
No doubt I will avenge poor darling's life.

Too much quiet, snakes and leeches.
But I not fear these sons of beeches.

Hearing loud noise I am jumping with start
But noise is coming from damn fool's heart

Taking care not to be fright
I am clutching rifle tight with eye to sight.

Should Tiger come I will shoot and fall him down,
Then like hero return to native town.

Then through trees I am espying one cave ,
I am telling self - "Bannerjee be brave"

I am now proceeding with too much care
From far I smell this Tiger's lair

My leg shaking, sweat coming, I start pray
I think I will shoot Tiger some other day.

Turning round I am going to flee
But Tiger giving bloody roar spotting Bengalee

He bounding from cave like footballer Pele
I run shouting "Kali Ma tumi kothay gele"

Through the jongole I am running
With Tiger on my tail closer looming

I am a telling that never in life
I will risk again for my damn wife!!!!

One liner - funny -must read

2010-10-04T08:06:00.003-05:00

I danced like no one was watching. Court date is pending

I saw a bumper sticker that said "I Miss New York." So I smashed their window and stole their GPS.

Filling out a job application. Under 'Military Experience' I put that I once went commando for 4 days in a row.

Good friends make the world go round, but good tequila makes the room go round

Dessert is how I apologize for the dinner

Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot.

Here's a little basic medical advice.. If it feels good, don't do it.

World's First Glass Temple in Malaysia

2010-10-02T02:33:00.008-05:00

Malaysia’s 1st glass temple, the Arulmigu Sri Raja Kaliamman Temple, located in Jalan Tebrau, Johor Baru, is set to become a major tourist attraction apart from being used by Hindu devotees.

The Star quoted temple chairman S. Sinnathamby as saying that 95 per cent of the temple’s walls, ceiling, domes and pillars have been adorned with over a million pieces of colourful glass imported from Thailand, Japan and Belgium.

The total cost of the temple is approximately three million ringgits.

Sinnathamby added that the glass pieces were carefully put together by nine Myanmar workers, and motifs and symbols like the Swastika, Namam and Sri Chakra were created from the glass pieces in seven colours.

The temple was built on land awarded by the Sultan of Johor in 1922, and it was renovated for the first time in 1996.

Sinnathamby said he first visualised the glass temple his Thailand visit, and funds for the construction were raised through community programmes and public donations.

The air-conditioned temple, which can accommodate about 1,500 devotees, would be officially opened on October 25th 2009.

Why wives should not see movie GHAZNI

2010-10-02T01:46:00.001-05:00

A must watch ...hillarious

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Get creative with WaterMelon

2010-10-02T00:35:00.003-05:00

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Before and After Marriage

2010-10-01T04:12:00.000-05:00

Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

Cool Break-up letter - must read

2010-10-01T03:39:00.002-05:00

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girl friend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky

Moral of the story:
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

Mental deficiency- Jokes

2010-10-01T00:57:00.001-05:00

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked,
"how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied.
"You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?", the blonde asked.

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'", said the doctor with a smile.

The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I don't know the answer to this as well. I must confess I don't know much about history myself."

Answer only when you are asked to-Joke

2010-09-30T04:54:00.002-05:00

During a visit to the mental hospital, one newspaper reporter asked the Director How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital.

Well, said the Director, we fill up a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.

Oh, I understand, the reporter said. A normal person would use the bucket because its bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

No. the Director continued,
A normal person would pull the drain plug.

Doctor calls assistants and says Admit him!!

Funny One Liners

2010-09-30T01:00:00.002-05:00

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Bungee Jumping... Suicide with strings attached.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone'

The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more

I don't buy fat-free milk because I don't want to encourage cows with negative body image issues

The citrus grove foreman; "Do you have any experience picking lemons?" The applicant; "Sure, I've been divorced three times."

There is no record in human history of a happy philosopher

Attorney Jokes - Lawyer jokes

2010-09-29T05:27:00.001-05:00

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

Dilbert one liners Part 1

2010-09-28T23:12:00.001-05:00

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

7. Born free, taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

Baby laughing - Funny Videos

2010-09-28T22:59:00.001-05:00

Five stages of Stardom - Bollywood

2010-09-28T22:46:00.000-05:00

'First - Who is Amitabh Bachchan'

'Second - Get me Amitabh Bachchan'

'Third - Get me a Amitabh Bachchan lookalike'

'Fourth - Get me a younger Amitabh Bachchan'

'Fifth - Who is Amitabh Bachchan'

WIN 2 TICKETS ALL EXPENSES PAID INCLUDING AIR FARES to BEIJING , CHINA

2010-09-28T01:18:00.002-05:00

To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly answer the following questions

1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?

Good Luck!
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Beijing traffic jam in China that is 100 km long

2010-09-27T23:46:00.000-05:00

* Does your blood boil when you get caught in a traffic snarl? If so, then do spare a thought for motorists in China who have been stuck for the past 10 days in a traffic jam that stretches a good 100 km on a highway.

Trucks bound for the Chinese capital are barely moving on the Beijing-Tibet Expressway, formerly known as the Badaling Expressway, due to ongoing maintenance construction work.

Traffic authorities are struggling to cope with congestion on the major national expressway on which traffic has slowed to a snail's pace, Global Times reported Monday.

The congestion is expected to last for almost a month, since the construction is due for completion Sep 13.

Local residents are profiting due to the massive traffic jam by overcharging drivers for food.

Since Aug 14, thousands of Beijing-bound trucks have choked the expressway. Now traffic stretches for over 100 km between Beijing and Huai'an in Heibei Province and Jining in Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region, China National Radio (CNR) reported.

Minor traffic accidents and broken-down cars have aggravated the jam.

'Insufficient traffic capacity on the National Expressway 110 caused by maintenance construction is the major cause of the congestion,' a publicity officer with the Beijing Traffic Management Bureau told the Global Times.

The National Expressway 110 is available to trucks with a carrying capacity of eight tonnes and more. The road had suffered serious damage due to the great volume of heavy trucks.

This month there have been more trucks carrying excessive coal or fruit, but the Beijing section of the Beijing-Tibet Expressway is available only to trucks with a weight of less than four tonnes. Traffic congestion and road safety have become major concerns for Chinese motorists.

Some kill time by playing cards, while some wait patiently. In the latest bout of congestion on the Huai'an section, a truck driver surnamed Huang, told the newspaper that he suffered 'double blows'.

He said: 'Instant noodles are sold at four times the original price while I wait in the congestion.'
'Not only the congestion annoys me, but also those vendors,' he joked.
Wang, driving from Hohhot to Tianjin in a coal truck, had been on the Huai'an section for three days and two nights.

'We are advised to take detours, but I would rather stay here since I will travel more distance and increase my costs,' said Wang.

The Beijing-Tibet Expressway and the Highway 110 are two of the major routes leading to Beijing.

The huge traffic jam has failed to dampen spirits with some people joking that 'concerts should be held at each congested area every weekend, to alleviate drivers' homesickness'.

About 400 traffic police officers are on duty to maintain order and to prevent further accidents.

Some critics attribute the worsening congestion to poor road planning and lack of proper implementation of regulations.

'If there's no traffic jam in the city, that would be news,' said Niu Fengrui, director of the Institute for Urban and Environmental Studies at the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences.

'Our government should pick up the pace of urban infrastructure construction and spend some of its budget,' he said.

Jokes, One liner - Part 6

2010-09-27T06:42:00.002-05:00

I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else's

If you look into the eyelets of this shoe, you can see its sole.

No man will listen to you talk, if he didn't know it was his turn next

Terrorist hijacked 747 plane full of lawyers ! Threatened to release one every hour until his demands were met

Nothing goes right with me. I bought a new watch... shockproof and waterproof... It caught on fire.

I believe in sharing the road with other drivers. They can have the part behind me.

Do farmers ever know how many sheep they have? Or do they just fall asleep trying to count them.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Attorney Jokes

2010-09-27T05:31:00.001-05:00

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

myLot User Profile

2010-09-27T05:28:00.001-05:00

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Big B harassed by blogger

2010-09-27T00:32:00.001-05:00

Amitabh Bachchan says an unknown person has been sending derogatory and abusive material on his blog and mobile phone. After enduring it for months, he has filed a police complaint.

"There is a serious effort by a member that writes and comments on this blog to use language and expression that is abusive, filthy and utterly disgusting," Big B wrote on his bigb.bigadda.com.

"I have brought this to the notice of the authorities and (sought) corrective measures to see none of the stuff that comes from this foul mouthed individual shall ever be allowed on this platform. Any further attempt from this person shall now be under legal cyber space action, now very prominently activated in the country.

"This blog, this platform, this home for our extended family members is a sacred and revered destination and any attempt to defile it shall be dealt with in the most severe manner," he added.

Amitabh further revealed he is also receiving derogatory messages on his phone.

"Further more. This individual has been sending me the most unprintable abuse on SMS on my phone. I have, after great tolerance for months, reported the matter to the police and they will be taking serious punitive action, not just in my country but in the country of the origin of these missives."

One liners- must read - jokes

2010-09-26T23:21:00.002-05:00

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

My wife's away for the weekend. How often are you supposed to water children?

I confine my exercise to jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck.

A dog's bark may be worse than his bite, but everyone prefers his bark.

If this is a Smart car, why are we so lost? ...and cramped?

A cannibal is a guy that goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter ! ~ ha ha ha !!

Cannibals are not vegetarians. They are humanitarians !

Prank played by Police - must watch

2010-09-26T07:15:00.000-05:00

Real Zebra Crossing - Funny Pictures

2010-09-26T07:11:00.002-05:00

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Interview tips for Infosys - Must read

2010-09-25T07:48:00.003-05:00

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.

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Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it ..
What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.
Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it.

Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate: No, no... I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative.

Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education itself was so much of pain!!

Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?
Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer: And which languages have you used?
Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer: What is your general project experience?
Candidate: My general experience about projects is - most of th! e times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like - 'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes', 'SEI-CMM','quality','versioncontrol','deadlines' , 'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?
Candidate: Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there is Olympics coming up in China in the current year, I don't mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don't have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS.

The fellow was appointed in a newly created section 'Stress Management' in the HRD of Infosys Pune.......

Woman has a new place to Park at Beijing- Must Watch Video

2010-09-25T07:36:00.002-05:00

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Watch Golmaal old hindi comedy 1979

2010-09-24T22:58:00.003-05:00

Part 1->
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5 br> Part 6
Middle part
Last Part

Funny One Liners

2010-09-24T08:24:00.002-05:00

"I drive like lightening." "You drive fast?" "No. I hit trees."

A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body

In a country of free speech why are there telephone bills?” Those are listening charges.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on !! Many creatures have brains. Man alone has mind

There is no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money either

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen

The biggest mystery about opportunity is that it looks insignificant when it is coming, but very big when it is gone.

Lawyer Joke - Attorney Jokes

2010-09-23T06:46:00.002-05:00

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man,
"Why are you eating grass?"

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"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But, sir! I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"

Proud to be a Indian Hockey Fan-India beats Pakistan-World Cup Hockey 2010

2010-09-23T06:43:00.001-05:00

First ever confrontation between India and Pakistan after 26/11. After reading the captions written by viewers, there was more excitement for the game and India to come as a winner.

The team really played well and saved quite a few penalty stroke by giving free hits and a well saved penalty corner.

70 mins of total thrill.

What a Holi Gift! All the best to Indian Hockey Team for the coming matches.

Beating Pakistan on the first match by 4-1, for me it values more than World Cup.

Save Indian Hockey

Attorney jokes, Lawyer jokes

2010-09-22T22:16:00.002-05:00

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

Ritesh Deshmukh and Disco Dancer Mithun Da- Koi Shak- Dance India Dance

2010-09-22T00:45:00.002-05:00

Ritesh Deshmukh and Mithun Da at the set of Dance India Dance
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Lal Bagh ka Raja- Twitter picture

2010-09-22T00:25:00.004-05:00

Courtesy Amitabh Bachchan

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Sachin Tendulkar 200 runs, double century video watch here

2010-09-21T22:31:00.000-05:00

"President Patil congratulates Tendulkar on double century and world record" more..

Sachin Tendulkar became the first ever to hit a double century in One-Day International as India made 401 for three in 50 overs in the second match against South Africa.
Tendulkar scored an unbeaten 200 off 147 balls (25x4s, 3x6s) and broke the record.Cricket is the Religion and Sachin is the GOD

No doubts about it.
Here are some links related to the history made today and videos follows with the Comments from celebrities for amazing performance by The Cricket God ->Sachin Tendulkar

Link 1:Sachin goes huge, India clinch series

Link 2:Sachin hits double Century against SA

Link 3:Sachin becomes first batsman to hit ODI double ton

Link 4: Sachin (200) - Double Century Cricket Highlights Video Online
Sachin Tendulkar hit Double Century Video Highlights online, Watch Online Sachin 200 Runs Scored against South Africa. South Africa Vs India Cricket Highlights Online, Watch Full Video of Sachin World Record 200 Runs Full Video Online Link Updated Video First Time on net

Link 5:Sachin Tendulkar hits highest Score Ever in ODI’s -- Double Ton

Link 6:Sachin Tendulkar scores first double century in one-day international cricketGWALIOR, India - Sachin Tendulkar scored the first ever double century in one-day international cricket for India against South Africa at Roop Singh Stadium on Wednesday.
Tendulkar finished with 200 not out in eclipsing the previous highest score of 194, jointly made by Zimbabwe's Charles Coventry against Bangladesh in Bulawayo last August and Pakistan's Saeed Anwar against India at Chennai in May 1997.
Tendulkar reached the landmark in the last over off 147 deliveries - featuring 25 boundaries and three sixes - and carried his bat through, helping India amass 401-3 in the allotted 50 overs.
The nearly 30,000 in the partisan crowd went delirious as he surpassed the previous highest score in one-day international.

Bollywood Celebrity comments on Sachin Tendulkar's 200
AnupamPkher "Sometimes certain of God's blessing arrive by shattering all d windows." Paulo Coelho. Congrats & tks Sachin Tendulkar:)

juniorbachchan SACHIN. Master, idol, LEGEND!!! Congratulations!!! What an innings.
Who's watching the match??????? MY GOD
Come on saaaaaaaaccccccchhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn!!!!!!
RT @kapoorkkunal: I finally know what god really looks like!! He is about 5"5, maharashtrian and plays cricket!! Tendulkar bapa morya
You make us proud SACHIN!

Riteishd Common SAAAAAACHINNNNNN....
Am praying for sachin's double century. Ganpati bappa morya...
HISTORY has been created by d Master . In future people will always remember where they were when SACHIN scored 200* runs. Atyanth abhimaan.

Most Voted- One Liners - Jokes

2010-09-21T07:15:00.003-05:00

It is everyone's destiny to one day wake up, when illusion has exhausted itself & has no more tricks to play

Don't lend people money...it gives them amnesia

Crisis n deadlock wen dey occur at least hv dis advntg dat dey force us 2 think.

If hold your breath you will lose your breath. Hold on to anything & you will lose it. Let go & it will come back to you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist. :)

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. -Alfred Hitchcock

Security is not the meaning of life. Great opportunities are worth the risks

Into one grain, there come a hundred harvests. In a single heart is a whole world contained

What do whales eat? Fish and ships.

I've wanted to run away from home more since I became a parent than when I was a child

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Best One Liner - Jokes

2010-09-21T06:57:00.000-05:00

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde

I laugh in the face of danger. But it’s a silent laugh. And I pretend I’m looking at someone else

Expectation is the killer !! If you can't say anything nice about a person, you're probably my mother-in-law.

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. -- Robert Orben

The real reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.

Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your couch not doing yoga.

Today, so far you have failed to impress me. I am, however, willing to remain open minded.

You know those neighbors who spy on you and then blab to everyone else? My neighbors have one of those.

"How did you find the weather on your vacation?" "I just went outside and there it was."

HockeyBash.com Fans Marriage Proposal Fails at NY Rangers Valentines game

2010-09-19T23:51:00.001-05:00

Aamir Khan interview Aap ki Adalat with Rajat Sharma

2010-09-19T05:38:00.000-05:00

Difference Between - joke

2010-09-18T01:24:00.002-05:00

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

Best Street performers- funny video

2010-09-17T00:34:00.002-05:00

Watch The Princess and the Frog movie online free

2010-09-16T11:22:00.001-05:00

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26:11 salman khan clarifies video

2010-09-13T11:42:00.002-05:00

Funny One Liners, Jokes

2010-09-12T11:25:00.001-05:00

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The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren't me

I'm not going to lie to you. You are very attractive when I've had six or nine beers

My wife, it’s difficult to say what she does....she sells sea shells on the sea shore

Why are all the unpacking instructions inside the box?

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde

My wife and I married for better or worse. She couldn't do better. I couldn't do worse.

Chedi singh loves chulbul pandey- Dabangg Fun

2010-09-11T23:11:00.002-05:00

Watch Satya 1998 - Bhiku Mhatre online

2010-01-06T15:47:00.003-06:00

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Link 3:At Dhingana

Link to Watch Satya 1998 hindi movie online
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Watch Delhi 6 - Abhishek Bachchan movie online

2010-01-05T12:24:00.004-06:00

Cast
Waheeda Rehman ... Annapurna Mehra
Abhishek Bachchan ... Roshan Mehra
Sonam Kapoor ... Bittu Sharma
Rishi Kapoor ... Ali Beg
Om Puri ... Madan Gopal Sharma
Prem Chopra ... Lala Bhairam
Atul Kulkarni ... Gobar
Pavan Malhotra ... Jai Gopal Sharma (as Pawan Malhotra)
Divya Dutta ... Jalebi
Supriya Pathak ... Vimla Sharma
Tanvi Azmi ... Fatima Mehra
Vijay Raaz ... Inspector Ranvijay
Deepak Dobriyal ... Mamdu
Raghuvir Yadav ... Ramleela Narrator
K.K. Raina ... Haji Suleiman

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Watch Andaz Apna Apna hindi movie free online

2010-01-04T12:13:00.006-06:00

Cast

* Aamir Khan .. Amar
* Salman Khan .. Prem
* Raveena Tandon .. Raveena/Karishma
* Karishma Kapoor .. Karishma/Raveena
* Paresh Rawal .. Teja aka Shyam Gopal Bajaj/Ram Gopal Bajaj
* Shakti Kapoor .. Crime Master Gogo
* Viju Khote .. Robert
* Shehzad Khan .. Bhalla
* Deven Verma .. Murli Manohar (Amar's Dad)
* Jagdeep .. Bankelal Bhopali (Prem's Dad)
* Mehmood .. Johnny from Wah-Wah Productions
* Javed Khan .. Anand Akela
* Tiku Talsania .. Inspector
* Harish Patel .. Inn Manager
* Guest appearance - Juhi Chawla, Govinda
* Other Cast - Sanjay Batra, Suresh Bhagwat

Link 1:Andan Apna Apna(AAA) at Rajshri
Link 2:AAA at Hindilinks4u
Link 3:AAA at SmartDesi
Link 4:AAA at OnlineWatchMovies

Name	Occupation	Birth	Known for
Juhi Chawla	Actor	`13-Nov-1967`	Hum Hain Rahi Pyar Ke
Govinda	Actor	`21-Dec-1958`	Haseena Maan Jaayegi
Karisma Kapoor	Actor	`25-Jun-1974`	Fiza
Aamir Khan	Actor	`14-Mar-1965`	Lagaan: Once Upon a Time in India
Salman Khan	Actor	`27-Dec-1965`	Top Bollywood megastar

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AAA Wikipedia

Watch Akele hum Akele Tum online free

2010-01-04T11:37:00.006-06:00

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Watch Khel Khel Mein online - Rishi Kapoor,Neetu Singh

2009-12-25T17:04:00.005-06:00

Starring:

Rishi Kapoor ... Ajay Anand
Neetu Singh ... Nisha
Rakesh Roshan ... Vikram 'Vicky'
Iftekhar ... Bhupendra Singh
Dev Kumar ... Mr. Sood
Kamal Kapoor ... Mr. Anand
Chand Usmani ... Mrs. Anand
Hari Shivdasani ... Vikram's Father
Shyama
Yunus Parvez ... Charlie
Jankidas ... Ghanshyamdas Lal Jeweller
Lalita Pawar ... Mrs. D'Costa
Hangama
Ghanshyam Rohera ... Mr. Gupta (photographer) (as Ganshyam)
Moolchand ... Murli Manohar Ghanshyamdas (as Mulchand)

Director:

Ravi Tandon

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Boss Kidnapped Joke

2009-12-18T10:02:00.004-06:00

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time.....

Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"

They're asking for Rs.10 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.

We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."

One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?
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"About 1 litre."

Sachin Promote 3 Idiots- Video

2009-12-14T13:40:00.000-06:00

Twinkle Khanna arrested and Released from jail

2009-12-11T09:20:00.002-06:00

Twinkle Khanna Bollywood Actress

2009-12-11T08:45:00.004-06:00

Original Name : Tina Khanna
Occupation : Actress
Birth Date : 29 December, 1974
Birth Place : Pune
Zodiac Sign : Capricorn
Height : 5' 6
Hair Color : Black
Marital Status : Married
Languages : Hindi, English
Mother's Name : Dimple Kapadia
Father: Rajesh Khanna
Spouse : Akshay Kumar
Son : Araav Bhatia
Film Career : She is a bollywood actress and also a good businesswoman
Debut Film : Barsaat
Address : Samudra Mahal, Birla Lane, Juhu, Mumbai 400 049
Occupation: fashion model / bollywood actress / businesswoman
Debut Film: Barsaat
Languages: hindi, english

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50 Things to do During Finals Exams

2009-12-08T13:40:00.003-06:00

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

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4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ``I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, ``I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?''

8. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say ``They've found me, I have to leave the country'' and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ``Merry Christmas.'' If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat the process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up. For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc.)

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ``F**k this!'' and walk out triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (e.g. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to get drunk.)

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means that at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy.)

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him in a very derogatory tone, ``The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!''

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling ``I'm here, the phantom of the opera'' until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for you right to take the exam.

31. Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.

32. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise your're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment ``Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.''

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Do the exam on your laptop. Make sure the simulated keyboard noises are on.

44. Play frisbee with a friend on the other side of the room.

45. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Start with your calculator, move on to your desk, your chair, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say ``it helps me think.'' Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase ``Told you so.''

50. Answer the exam with the ``Top Ten Reasons Why Professor Sussman Sucks.''

The real mistake- must read

2009-12-07T09:27:00.002-06:00

"The real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing"
Intelligent thinking

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed." He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital.

He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later , the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US .

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:

M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire. .........

Have a great day!!!

Pls Note: - Do not forward this email to me back, I'm closing all my email addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!

Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!! !

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2009-12-07T09:25:00.001-06:00

Kuttappan.....The Great Malayali must read

2009-12-01T14:15:00.004-06:00

Kuttappan is a Malayali working for a multinational company in Mumbai.

Not well educated and he is working as a peon.

Whenever Kuttappan hears somebody talk he will come in between saying that I know that very well I know him very well like that.

One day Kuttappan's Boss a foreign educated person & a North Indian was talking something about Arnold Schwarzenegger .

Kuttappan was passing thru that way, suddenly he came in between saying that oh Arni he is my best friend.

Kuttapan's boss laughed at him saying that how can u be a friend of Arnold Schwarzenegger you are only a peon living in India .

Kuttappan said if u won't believe it's your problem I can't help you. Ok. The Manager saidI am going on a trip to US next week you come as my assistant and we will go to Arnold 's house and see what happens. Kuttappan agreed with a smile.

A week after they landed in US. First they went to NY. Arnold was there in NY. They went to meet Arnold .

Seeing Kuttappan Arnold ran towards Kuttappan and hugged him asking that hey Kuttappan long time no see where were you man? Kuttappan went with Arnold to have some coffee.

Boss was stunned. When Kuttappan came back, the boss told him that we will go to President's place to find out whether u knows him or not. Kuttappan agreed with a smile.

At Bush 's home Bush also did the same as Schwarzenegger asking that where were you my friend for long time? Kuttappan went to have tea with Bush while the boss was sitting out side the gate When Kuttappan came back boss said I have to go to Vatican to get blessings from Pope Benedict , so u come with me.

At Vatican crowd from all over the world was waiting to see Pope Benedict . Kuttappan and his boss are also there. Boss asked Kuttappan, do you know Pope Benedict.

Kuttapan said y not? Boss told Kuttappan that he will not believe this. Kuttappan asked boss to wait for some time and went inside the crowd. After 15 minutes Kuttappan came on the balcony along with Pope Benedict.

Pope was holding Kuttappan's hand. Kuttappan's boss became unconscious and fell down.When Kuttappan came back his boss was on a stretcher by his side nurses and paramedics.

Kuttappan asked Sir what happened. Then boss told; Kuttappa u know Arnold I believe, u know Bush I believe and u know Pope Benedict, I believe that too but WHEN U CAME WITH POPE AT THE BALCONY THE CROWD WERE ASKING WHO IS HOLDING THE HAND OF KUTTAPPAN after hearing that I became unconscious.

LESSON FROM THIS STORY

NEVER EVER UNDER ESTIMATE A MALAYALI

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Poonam Dhillon-Biography

2009-11-19T15:50:00.003-06:00

Date of Birth
18 April 1962, Kanpur, India

Birth Name
Poonam Amrik Singh

Height
5' 6" (1.68 m)

Mini Biography

Born on April 18, 1956 in Kanpur, India, Cusp-born Poonam Dhillon is one of three children of former Aeronautics Engineer, Amrik Singh, and mom, Gurcharan Kaur. She has a brother, and a sister, Dr. Rishma Pai, who has a medical practice in Bombay. She studied in Carmel Convent High School in Chandigarh.

Poonam became popular after attaining the Miss India '77 Crown. This opened doors for modeling as well as her pretty face being splashed on magazine covers, and also landed her a role in 'Trishul', which was a hit at the box office, with the song pictured on her 'Gapuchi Gapuchi gam gam' continuing to be popular even today.

Then came 'Noorie' in 1979, which made a star overnight.

Subsequent releases 'Kaala Patthar', 'Dard', 'Red Rose', 'Biwi O Biwi', 'Yeh To Kamaal Ho Gaya', 'Teri Meharbaniya', 'Karma', 'Ek Chhadar Mailisi', 'Batwara', 'Kasam', 'Sohni Mahiwal', 'Laila' opposite Bollywood bigwigs such as Shashi Kapoor, Rajesh Khanna, Randhir Kapoor, Kamal Hassan, Jackie Shroff, Anil Kapoor, Rishi Kapoor, Sunny Deol, amongst others added to her fame. She has also acted in regional language movies in Bengali, Tamil, and Kannad. Her movie career as a leading lady spanned from 1978 with 'Trishul' through onto 1992 with 'Virodhi'.

In 1988 she fell in love and married film maker, Ashok Thakeria, and subsequently gave birth to a son, Anmol, and a daughter, Paloma. Her marriage ended in a divorce in 1997.

Poonam loves to spend time with Anmol, Paloma, and her aunt, who lives in Chandigarh. Her parents have since passed away. Both her children intensely dislike her former involvement with Bollywood, the attention that is forced upon them, and avoid being photographed. She is friendly with Bollywood actresses Padmini Kolhapure, and Rati Agnihotri.

She is involved as a host in Zee TV Africa's 'Chusth Dhrusth' show, acts in a Zee TV serial 'Kitty Party'. She had won an award for her role in the Hindi play 'The Perfect Husband' in 2005. She was also part of the Indian political scene in 2004 when she briefly joined the Congress party.

She is also associated with Zeenext.com as a Consulting Editor; was responsible for pioneering the makeup van business. IMDb Mini Biography By: rAjOo (gunwanti@hotmail.com)

Spouse
Ashok Thakeria (1988 - 1997) 2 children

Trivia
Her claim to fame was when she won Miss India in 1977 and represented her country in the Miss World contest.

Co-hosts the Chusth Durusth show on Zee TV.

One of the actresses in the soap-opera: "Kittie Party"

Where Are They Now

(May 2007) Mumbai, India

Hotel Bill...An absolute...

2009-11-11T23:24:00.002-06:00

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne .

After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk; hands them a bill for $450.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $450.00.

When the clerk tells him $450.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for the husband and wife to use.

'But we didn't use them,' the man complains

'Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous.'The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says.

'But we didn't go to any of those shows, 'complains the man again.

'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions! the man replies, 'But we didn't use it!'

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a cheque and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque. 'But sir,' he says, 'this cheque is only made out for $50.00.'

'That's correct,' says the man. 'I charged you $400 for sleeping with my wife.'

'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.

'Well, too bad,' the man replies. 'She was here and you could have!'

On Board

2009-11-09T21:39:00.002-06:00

My wife and I finally boarded the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home.

As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a 6 ft 3" black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled, "HIJACK!"

Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen.

And two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another voice answered from the back of the plane: "HI JOHN!"

The moral of the story is: If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's sake don't ever call him in the plane. Otherwise you may land yourself in deep s**t.

Movie Review: "Jennifer's Body"

2009-11-05T12:06:00.006-06:00

Megan Fox ... Jennifer
Amanda Seyfried ... Needy
Johnny Simmons ... Chip
Adam Brody ... Nikolai
Sal Cortez ... Chas
Ryan Levine ... Mick
Juan Riedinger ... Dirk
Colin Askey ... Keyboardist
Chris Pratt ... Roman Duda
Juno Ruddell ... Officer Warzak
Kyle Gallner ... Colin Gray
Josh Emerson ... Jonas Konelle
J.K. Simmons ... Mr. Wroblewski
Amy Sedaris ... Needy's Mom
Cynthia Stevenson ... Chip's Mom

Jim Carrey is on Ellen show, look at how he made his entrance

2009-11-04T11:39:00.004-06:00

James Eugene "Jim" Carrey (born January 17, 1962) is a Canadian-American actor and stand-up comedian. Carrey is best known for his performances as multiple characters in the sketch comedy show In Living Color, as the title character in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, as the unlucky TV reporter Bruce Nolan in Bruce Almighty, and as lawyer Fletcher Reede in Liar Liar. Carrey has also achieved critical success in dramatic roles in films such as The Truman Show, Man on the Moon, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. His three-decade career also includes roles in Hollywood blockbuster films such as The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, and Fun with Dick and Jane.

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Fear Factor - Khatron Ke Khiladi Crocodile hunt

2009-10-30T13:15:00.005-05:00

Fear Factor - Khatron Ke Khiladi is a reality show on Colors TV. This is the second season of the Indian version of the American stunt/dare reality show Fear Factor. Like in the first season, this season will also be hosted by Akshay Kumar. It is reported that the tasks which were lined up for Khatron Ke Khiladi Level 2 were the most dangerous amongst all Fear Factor shows worldwide.

Bread and Coffee

2009-10-30T09:26:00.003-05:00

In a cafe shop a foreigner see a local man drinking a coffee and eating some bread

He was amazed the way he eat the bread, the man dip first the bread into the coffee before he ate it. The foreigner says to himself
"Wow, they were really clean people they washed even bread."

So he kept watching the local man until the foreigner says "Yucckky".

The foreigner was shock when the local man drink the coffee afterwards.

Raju teases girls, Raju Shrivastava on Takala's

2009-10-28T10:53:00.001-05:00

Raju Srivastav (Hindi: राजू श्रीवस्तव; born Satyaprakash Srivastava on December 25, 1963) often credited as Raju Shrivastav or Raju Srivastava, is an Indian comedian, and more popularly, an observational comedian. He is known most for his acute scrutiny and comical timing about various Indian aspects of life.

Raju srivastav Gajodhar sabji vala - Ghanshyam Dubey

2009-10-28T10:51:00.001-05:00

Sean Penn- Movie List

2009-10-26T15:25:00.003-05:00

Best:

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
Milk (2008)

OK:

Dead Man Walking (1995)
I Am Sam (2001)

Flop:

Mystic River (2003)
21 Grams (2003)

Big Boss Season 3 Promo

2009-10-22T15:38:00.003-05:00

Bigg Boss Season 3 in 2009 is the third season of the Indian reality TV programme Bigg Boss.[1] It began airing on 4th October 2009 on Colors and will continue to do so daily at 2100hrs for 84 Days with Amitabh Bachchan as the host (pop philosopher).

Donkey painted as Zebra- Don't miss this

2009-10-08T16:16:00.001-05:00

Kareena Kapoor at Anne French- says NO DIETING

2009-10-08T14:41:00.001-05:00