Jokes, One liner - Part 6

I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else's

If you look into the eyelets of this shoe, you can see its sole.

No man will listen to you talk, if he didn't know it was his turn next

Terrorist hijacked 747 plane full of lawyers ! Threatened to release one every hour until his demands were met

Nothing goes right with me. I bought a new watch... shockproof and waterproof... It caught on fire.

I believe in sharing the road with other drivers. They can have the part behind me.

Do farmers ever know how many sheep they have? Or do they just fall asleep trying to count them.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

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