One liners- must read - jokes

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

My wife's away for the weekend. How often are you supposed to water children?

I confine my exercise to jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck.

A dog's bark may be worse than his bite, but everyone prefers his bark.

If this is a Smart car, why are we so lost? ...and cramped?

A cannibal is a guy that goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter ! ~ ha ha ha !!

Cannibals are not vegetarians. They are humanitarians !

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