Best One Liner - Jokes

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde

I laugh in the face of danger. But it’s a silent laugh. And I pretend I’m looking at someone else

Expectation is the killer !!

If you can't say anything nice about a person, you're probably my mother-in-law.

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. -- Robert Orben

The real reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.

Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your couch not doing yoga.

Today, so far you have failed to impress me. I am, however, willing to remain open minded.

You know those neighbors who spy on you and then blab to everyone else? My neighbors have one of those.

"How did you find the weather on your vacation?" "I just went outside and there it was."

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