Most Voted- One Liners - Jokes

It is everyone's destiny to one day wake up, when illusion has exhausted itself & has no more tricks to play

Don't lend people money...it gives them amnesia

Crisis n deadlock wen dey occur at least hv dis advntg dat dey force us 2 think.

If hold your breath you will lose your breath. Hold on to anything & you will lose it. Let go & it will come back to you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist. :)

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. -Alfred Hitchcock

Security is not the meaning of life. Great opportunities are worth the risks

Into one grain, there come a hundred harvests. In a single heart is a whole world contained

What do whales eat? Fish and ships.

I've wanted to run away from home more since I became a parent than when I was a child

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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