Words of "wisdom"

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
-Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer."
-Hannah, age 9

"Never tell your mom her diet's not working."
-Michael, age 14

"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
-Taylia, age 11

"A puppy always has bad breath-even after eating a Tic-Tac."
-Andrew, age 9

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
-Amir, age 9

"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
-Lauren, age 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
-Joel, age 10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone."
-Alyesha, age 13

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