INSTALLING HUSBAND - FUNNY ONE (MUST READ)

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 andI noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall systemperformance, particularly in the flower and jewelleryapplications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuableprograms, such asRomance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fixthese problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Woman

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DEAR DESPERATE Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an EntertainmentPackage, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: i thought you loved me. html and try todownload Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0shouldthen automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 andFlowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application cancause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that willdownload the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances installMother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background thatwill eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applicationsand will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it doeshave limited memory and cannot learn new applicationsquickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improvememory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
Tech Support

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