One liner - funny -must read

I danced like no one was watching. Court date is pending

I saw a bumper sticker that said "I Miss New York." So I smashed their window and stole their GPS.

Filling out a job application. Under 'Military Experience' I put that I once went commando for 4 days in a row.

Good friends make the world go round, but good tequila makes the room go round

Dessert is how I apologize for the dinner

Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot.

Here's a little basic medical advice.. If it feels good, don't do it.

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